if you were a small little weird town what would the slogan on your welcome sign be

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@slop

Welcome to Oatmeal!
Please be aware that not all electrical outlets are grounded.

[chad@retro.pizza]

@slop on paper, a great time

[dlink@posthat.ca]

@slop "No solicitors."

[ananas@jorts.horse]

@slop
A great place to live
Except for that one thing we don't talk about

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@slop

See the amazing pit of despair!

Hear the screaming nightmares from the depths, feel the anxiety shake your bones.

[nickgates@friendsofdesoto.social]

@slop Weird, But In A Boring Way, So It's Okay️

[voiceofduum@mindly.social]

@slop "Not your smartest move, but you're sure to get a story out of it"

[aaronpriven@sfba.social]

@slop Aaronville - A Great Town To Live In Since 1988! Also 1972-1977.

[juanejot@beige.party]

@slop When asked at the local bar whether they come here often, folks look back and forth nervously and hiss, "We *never* leave!"
The local chamber of commerce though, found this a little on-the-nose to put on their welcome sign.

[srlevine@neuromatch.social]

@slop "Shh, we're reading!"

[deepmud@mas.to]

@slop no crocs allowed. ( Sorry to all those slojamistanis out there)

[me@f3d1.thom.cat]

@slop "eh, could be worse.  we have a kfc slash taco bell."

[rupert@mastodon.nz]

@slop Twinned with Innsmouth (U.S.A.)

[karstan@pdx.social]

@slop "Apologies for the inconvenience."

[fedward@distraction.party]

@slop “No really, it’s not as bad as you’ve heard.”

[markc568@beige.party]

@slop @jalefkowit

I’ve posted previously, but there’s a tiny town called Moorhead an hour or so west of me.

I think its slogan should be:

Everyone loves Moorhead

[liferstate@mas.to]

@slop Now Entering Liferstate. This Is An Allergen-Rich Environment.

[lerxst@az.social]

@slop “Wait, how the hell did you get HERE?!”

[trowel@mastodon.social]

@slop Welcome to City of Olives, we're in fact an amusement park.

[rhube@wandering.shop]

@slop 'Please, no.'