https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/
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Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran
WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President Trump announced Monday that he’d won $60 on Kalshi after betting that he would bomb Iran. “The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said Trump, […]
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Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran
WASHINGTON—Saying he just had a “gut feeling” about the U.S.-backed airstrike, President Trump announced Monday that he’d won $60 on Kalshi after betting that he would bomb Iran. “The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said Trump, […]
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell the only part of the article that's satire is the amounts wagered/won: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-khamenei-prediction-markets-insider-trading/
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