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  3. For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

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  • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

    Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

    And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

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    @vagina_museum but WD-40 is penetration oil, not lube. WD stands for "water displacement"

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    • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

      Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

      And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

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      @vagina_museum this week I am learning so much!

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      • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

        Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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        @vagina_museum @AdaraAstin Noted 📝

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        • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

          Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

          And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

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          @vagina_museum I did accidentlally pour about a litre of lemonade down a lift-shaft last weekend from an exploding bottle, and I can report that it seems not to a recommendable combination either.

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          • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

            Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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            @vagina_museum

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            • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

              Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

              And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

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              @vagina_museum I recall from high school a friend's brother had a squeaky tape player and resolved it with with his dad's girlfriend's strawberry lube. Probably wouldn't help the lift tho.

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              • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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                @vagina_museum unless robot girl

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                • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                  Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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                  @vagina_museum ...unless you feed them after midnight

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                  • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                    Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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                    @vagina_museum

                    TYPICALLY?

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                    • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                      Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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                      @vagina_museum I did not know that.

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