For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.
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@vagina_museum
I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.@jonossaseuraava @vagina_museum Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum Ate breakfast, started on my morning coffee, opened mastodon and came across this gem >_< Thank you for making me start my day with a good lough!
️ PS WD40 not a good lubricant in either scenario 
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum but WD-40 is penetration oil, not lube. WD stands for "water displacement"
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum this week I am learning so much!
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum I did accidentlally pour about a litre of lemonade down a lift-shaft last weekend from an exploding bottle, and I can report that it seems not to a recommendable combination either.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum I recall from high school a friend's brother had a squeaky tape player and resolved it with with his dad's girlfriend's strawberry lube. Probably wouldn't help the lift tho.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum unless robot girl
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum ...unless you feed them after midnight
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
TYPICALLY?
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum I did not know that.
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R relay@relay.infosec.exchange shared this topic
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum depends on how dire the situation is
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum well, maybe there is a scary sound, but not from vagina
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum the folks they’re attached to might though
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum I am gutted that I didn't get to record the noise.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum@masto.ai Is it so?
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum on the Fedi you definitely do learn something new every day
