For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum
️ Something a robot might say when telling other robots what it's learned about humans. -
@vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.
I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.
There is a penis museum, although not with so great an online presence as the @vagina_museum:
Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum@masto.ai)
Attached: 1 image Hey everyone guess what? IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! We're eight years old today. And we've defied all odds against us and are still here to celebrate, educate and maybe eat some cake.
Mastodon (masto.ai)
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum that’s bang out of order
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@vagina_museum
I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.@jonossaseuraava @vagina_museum Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum Ate breakfast, started on my morning coffee, opened mastodon and came across this gem >_< Thank you for making me start my day with a good lough!
️ PS WD40 not a good lubricant in either scenario 
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum but WD-40 is penetration oil, not lube. WD stands for "water displacement"
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum this week I am learning so much!
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum I did accidentlally pour about a litre of lemonade down a lift-shaft last weekend from an exploding bottle, and I can report that it seems not to a recommendable combination either.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
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Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.
And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.
@vagina_museum I recall from high school a friend's brother had a squeaky tape player and resolved it with with his dad's girlfriend's strawberry lube. Probably wouldn't help the lift tho.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum unless robot girl
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum ...unless you feed them after midnight
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
TYPICALLY?
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum I did not know that.
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R relay@relay.infosec.exchange shared this topic
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum depends on how dire the situation is
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum well, maybe there is a scary sound, but not from vagina
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum the folks they’re attached to might though
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For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.
It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
@vagina_museum I am gutted that I didn't get to record the noise.
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Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.
@vagina_museum@masto.ai Is it so?
