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  3. For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise.

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  • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

    Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

    And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

    rhodium103@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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    @vagina_museum
    This thought had never even entered my mind until now. And now it won't leave. 🙃

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    • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

      Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

      And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

      jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.clubJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @vagina_museum
      I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.
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      • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

        Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

        And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

        vagina_museum@masto.aiV This user is from outside of this forum
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        All giggles aside, just a reminder that the Vagina Museum has flat access to all public areas. You can learn more about accessibility for mobility, sensory, visual and D/deaf access here https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessibility

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        • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

          Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

          kirtai@tech.lgbtK This user is from outside of this forum
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          @vagina_museum
          No, but the owner might!

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          • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

            Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

            And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

            sorenmriis@helvede.netS This user is from outside of this forum
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            @vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.

            I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.

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            • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

              Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

              nini@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
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              @vagina_museum Typically...

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              • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

                It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

                rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                @vagina_museum This is bait for WD40 explainers. You are baiting WD40 explainers.

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                • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                  Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                  djdarren@mendeddrum.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @vagina_museum The owner of the vagina might though.

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                  • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                    Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                    ephemeromorph@topspicy.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @vagina_museum ⬆️ Something a robot might say when telling other robots what it's learned about humans.

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                    • sorenmriis@helvede.netS sorenmriis@helvede.net

                      @vagina_museum As a gay man I really don't have much interest in vaginas - though I'm sure they're very nice. But I absolutely love your updates and the fact that you exist.

                      I can't help thinking a penis museum would probably be a lot less interesting. I like dick, but it's not really something I need education about. I mean, I *have* one.

                      leonardof@bertha.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @SorenMRiis

                      There is a penis museum, although not with so great an online presence as the @vagina_museum:

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                      Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum@masto.ai)

                      Attached: 1 image Hey everyone guess what? IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! We're eight years old today. And we've defied all odds against us and are still here to celebrate, educate and maybe eat some cake.

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                      Mastodon (masto.ai)

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                      • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                        For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

                        It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

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                        @vagina_museum that’s bang out of order

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                        • jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.clubJ jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club
                          @vagina_museum
                          I gotta try silicone lube the next time my front door eventually starts squeaking.
                          adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @jonossaseuraava @vagina_museum Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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                          • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                            For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order.

                            It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.

                            iloo@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @vagina_museum Ate breakfast, started on my morning coffee, opened mastodon and came across this gem >_< Thank you for making me start my day with a good lough! ❤️ PS WD40 not a good lubricant in either scenario 😉

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                            • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                              Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                              And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                              elexia@catcatnya.comE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @vagina_museum but WD-40 is penetration oil, not lube. WD stands for "water displacement"

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                              • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                                And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

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                                @vagina_museum this week I am learning so much!

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                                • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                  Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

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                                  @vagina_museum @AdaraAstin Noted 📝

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                                  • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                    Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                                    And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                                    earthorguk@mastodon.energyE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @vagina_museum I did accidentlally pour about a litre of lemonade down a lift-shaft last weekend from an exploding bottle, and I can report that it seems not to a recommendable combination either.

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                                    • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                      Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                                      tamewhale@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @vagina_museum

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                                      • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                        Please also note that WD40 is a great lube for lifts, but should never be applied to a vagina.

                                        And vice versa, we suppose. A nice body safe water-based lube probably wouldn't do the lift much good.

                                        arclight@oldbytes.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @vagina_museum I recall from high school a friend's brother had a squeaky tape player and resolved it with with his dad's girlfriend's strawberry lube. Probably wouldn't help the lift tho.

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                                        • vagina_museum@masto.aiV vagina_museum@masto.ai

                                          Please note that vaginas do not typically make a scary noise when they need lube.

                                          old_angry_queer@girlcock.clubO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @vagina_museum unless robot girl

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