Becoming increasingly convinced that LinkedIn is just Willy Wonka's factory except the chocolate river is bullshit and every Oompa Loompa has a podcast

[daojoan@mastodon.social]

Becoming increasingly convinced that LinkedIn is just Willy Wonka's factory except the chocolate river is bullshit and every Oompa Loompa has a podcast

[tanfonto@hachyderm.io]

@Daojoan agree?

[mmatute_us@infosec.exchange]

@Daojoan And we’d like some of them to suffer Veruca’s or Augustus’ fate…

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@Daojoan

It’s true, but I can’t help feeling a little bit nauseous

[evanwolf@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan Golden Ticket is...?

[endemicearthling@todon.eu]

@Daojoan

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@Daojoan Oompa Loompa doopity datreon; you can now support us on

[hazzbenn@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan I don’t like the look of it!

[dusk@todon.eu]

@Hazzbenn @Daojoan

My brain went straight to imagining an Oompa Loompa True Crime podcast covering the shit that went down that day with the kids in the factory.