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[ratcatcher@beige.party]

@HailsandAles

Here's my bank account
Take all the money in there
It's not very much

[victorsigmoid@hachyderm.io]

@HailsandAles
There was a tooter
Had a thought
That AI was so lame, oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
AI is so lame oh.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles
“Is ketchup a sauce?” Asked a don.
I replied “It depends what it’s on.”
If it’s on a hot dog
Or on any type frog
What sort of maniac are you?

[libramoon@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles

I verify me
as here legitimately
just look! Here I am

[brentguernsey@infosec.exchange]

@HailsandAles

The Orange One, he always appalls
When he angrily hurls ketchup at walls
When briefers say "Hark,
we've bad news" his nerves spark
Then he bombs Iran just on a lark