Hypothetically, if you would have to choose, would you rather fight a dog (think German Shepherd) or a whale (think Blue Whale)?

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

Hypothetically, if you would have to choose, would you rather fight a dog (think German Shepherd) or a whale (think Blue Whale)?

[hakona@im.alstadheim.no]

@webhat Wrestling, boxing, aikido, or some other martial art ?

[hakona@im.alstadheim.no]

@webhat Whale wrestling sounds difficult.

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@hakona they answered: street fight, there are no rules

[undefined_variable@mementomori.social]

@webhat A whale of course, because they'd do very badly in a fight on land

[hakona@im.alstadheim.no]

@webhat Now you've got me thinking about how to best a german shepard. I do not like this. It would end badly, but realistically if it were to be a "fight" at all, I have to pass on the whale.

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@undefined_variable would you change you answer if it was in the water?

[acroamatis@kind.social]

@webhat A blue whale can kill me by shouting at me. Assuming the blue whale knows it's in a fight, I'm done.

I wouldn't want to fight a dog, because they are all good dogs, Bront, but I outmass the majority of dogs, so it's at least a tractable fight.

But I'd rather befriend the dog.

And the whale.