Great now the movie is a comedy

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Plot twist: god is a werewolf

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Wow

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

Drunk uncle custom builds young wheelchair bound nephew a motorcycle-wheelchair, what could go wrong

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

“I built you something extremely dangerous that adults need to pass a test and get a licence to ride, but if you, a kid, gets injured on this thing, it’s your fault and I’m gonna be sad”

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

He is so worried about the kid getting hurt he gives him some fireworks

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

I can’t with a wheelchair bound kid that was given a motorcycle and fireworks by his drunk uncle

This is the future conservatives want

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Ok werewolves don’t like fireworks. They hate Katy Perry.

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[blue@bigshoulders.city]

@catzilla that would make for a bitchin 18th birthday present though

#Monsterdon

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Oh they remembered the narration

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

Is it me or these close up on the eyes are hilarious?

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

It’s totally the hot priest

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

Kid’s strategy is to bully the werepriest, solid

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Did I miss a backstory on why the kid is wheelchair bound or they never explained? Wondering if it’s relevant to the “plot”

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

Murder priest

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

Strategic condemned bridge and strategic empty tank

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[catzilla@toot.cat]

The werepriest is totally going to kill Locke

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

This is like that trope that a character finally finds out someone is actually a murderer just to be murdered in the next shot, right?

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@catzilla This was the prequel to Velocipastor.

#monsterdon

[catzilla@toot.cat]

This scene was transformative

#monsterdon #Silverbullet

[catzilla@toot.cat]

Ah I thought because the wheelchair was called Silver Bullet he would be able to kill the werepriest with it

#monsterdon #Silverbullet