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chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

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  • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
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    whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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    chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

    yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

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    • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

      chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

      yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

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      4censord@unfug.social4 This user is from outside of this forum
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      @whitequark its about a wtf out of 10

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        @whitequark its about a wtf out of 10

        whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
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        whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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        @4censord works though

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        • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

          chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

          yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

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          whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
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          i think i'm going to duct tape the hairdryer to the arm because it slowly but surely pushes itself away from the DPU under the force of its own thrust

          🚀

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          • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

            chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

            yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

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            chaos@gts.schizofucked.monsterC This user is from outside of this forum
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            @whitequark fuck we'd love to get our paws on something like this,,,, woahg

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            • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

              i think i'm going to duct tape the hairdryer to the arm because it slowly but surely pushes itself away from the DPU under the force of its own thrust

              🚀

              chaos@gts.schizofucked.monsterC This user is from outside of this forum
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              @whitequark duct tape (tape used to create ducting)

              whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW chaos@gts.schizofucked.monsterC 2 Replies Last reply
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              • chaos@gts.schizofucked.monsterC chaos@gts.schizofucked.monster

                @whitequark duct tape (tape used to create ducting)

                whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
                whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
                whitequark@social.treehouse.systems
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                @chaos exactly

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                • chaos@gts.schizofucked.monsterC chaos@gts.schizofucked.monster

                  @whitequark duct tape (tape used to create ducting)

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                  @whitequark we need to get ourselves a server spinnyboi sized fan and craft-knife-able heat resistant plastic sheet for making shrouds for cooling things, the amount of things here that really could do with some active airflow is a lot, zigbee dongle overheats frequently despite the airflow in here, summer is gonna make it very unhappy

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                  • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                    chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

                    yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

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                    @whitequark A+, space-efficient kludging rig

                    (kinda interesting drop profile/behaviour - does it stay constant then drop, or gradual falloff until it hits some tolerance?)

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                    • F froztbyte@mastodon.social

                      @whitequark A+, space-efficient kludging rig

                      (kinda interesting drop profile/behaviour - does it stay constant then drop, or gradual falloff until it hits some tolerance?)

                      whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @froztbyte drop profile?

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                      • whitequark@social.treehouse.systemsW whitequark@social.treehouse.systems

                        chat, please rate my NVIDIA BlueField-3 DPU power, cooling, and communications solution

                        yes, that's a hairdryer. yes, it is very loud. yes, it reduces the temperature from "96C and after 10 minutes the NVMe gives up trying to read" to "80C"

                        Link Preview Image
                        lynne@mk.pars.eeL This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems Jerry-rigged cooling, bodged power supply, plugged into hardware even less than unworthy. Although the picture's different, this view is entirely familiar.
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