BREAKING: Robert S. Mueller III, former FBI director who later became special counsel in charge of investigating ties between Russia and Donald Trump's presidential campaign, has died at 81.

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

BREAKING: Robert S. Mueller III, former FBI director who later became special counsel in charge of investigating ties between Russia and Donald Trump's presidential campaign, has died at 81.

In related news, Trump posted on social media: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” adding, “He can no longer hurt innocent people!” ... which, ironically, will be the same sentiment echoed around the world when Trump finally dies.

#russia #mueller #trump #fbi #epstein #epsteinfiles

[caitp@mstdn.social]

@HamonWry he'll definitely still be hurting people long after he's dead, unfortunately

[beecycling@wandering.shop]

@HamonWry The entire world is going to party so long and hard we'll be getting noise complaints from Neptune.

[gcobbum@mas.to]

@HamonWry

The circumstances of his death are entirely not suspicious.

As far as we know.

[doppelganger75@mastodon.world]

@HamonWry Hopefully, we won't have to wait long.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@HamonWry The parties will keep going until the liquor cabinets are empty.