This is the guy who’s the replacement for Noem

[thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io]

This is the guy who’s the replacement for Noem

A very interesting combination of words here

[aakl@infosec.exchange]

@thomasfuchs He is MAGA.

[sentientsponge@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs I see the words of this headline and understand the words individually, but I'm not quite sure my brain is able to wrangle meaning out of the whole sentence. Does this mean he literally sticks his fingers in other people's noses? Because I was clearly taught in kindergarten you can pick your friends and pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io]

@sentientsponge well if you’re interested: https://www.mediaite.com/politics/markwayne-mullin-reportedly-fingered-nostrils-of-colleagues-and-their-spouses-during-visit-to-israel/

[jirikiha@raphus.social]

@sentientsponge @thomasfuchs I would very much like to move to a different timeline, please.
Preferably one where Kamala Harris is president and we got three seasons of Firefly.

[sentientsponge@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs Oh good... it did, in fact, mean exactly that. Wow. WTF.

[sentientsponge@mastodon.social]

@Jirikiha @thomasfuchs This is a terrible timeline all around. I was just thinking the other day how much less stress and anger I'd be feeling right now if Kamala had won, in fact. Although, not to start shit, but if I never have to hear or see anything related to Joss Whedon again, that at least will be a good thing.

[wasabicube@mastodon.cloud]

@thomasfuchs Maybe he did a mispoke?