"These stairs rock!", I say right before I trip and break 30 bones

[c0debabe@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad designed for cats

[risottobias@toot.risottobias.org]

@catsalad oh my.

imagine a cat salsa-stepping up that zig-zag

[stomata@procial.tchncs.de]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange how many bones do cats have BTW?

[thomholwerda@exquisite.social]

@catsalad I think I've had nightmares that had this in it holy shit

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad What, doesn't everyone have the staircase with so much "oh I'll carry it up the next time I go up" shit that you only have a tiny pathway?

[hyperreal@tilde.zone]

@catsalad The stairs rock, you roll.

[kpmitton@techhub.social]

@catsalad sure they are not tribbles?

[lerxst@az.social]

@catsalad I'm not a firefighter, but I have friends who are, and I can tell you right now what they'd say.

[monkeyninja@10base2.dev]

@catsalad It’s like someone built a version of Witches' Stairs to keep firefighters from entering their home. Those pesky firefighters with their…*checks notes*…life saving.

[appassionato@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

This is where they belong:

@photography
#rivers
#stones
#landscape

[appassionato@mastodon.social]

@whybird

Nope.

Author unknown.

[agnew_hawk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

ROCK AND STONE ️

[wishgate@mastodon.social]

@catsalad if you fall over AI-generated rocks, do you break AI-generated bones ?
Is there actually a reason for someone to care for AI generated content ? (as this looks very much AI generated, but I'd love a proof that it isn't)

[katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org]

@catsalad

It realigns your spirit with nature, your body with physics, and your mind with wisdom.

Exactly in that sequence.

[pingyourowndevice@cyberplace.social]

@catsalad "Stairs and stones may break my bones, but slop will never hurt me."

[hyc@mastodon.social]

@catsalad and as you lay in a heap at the bottom, these rocks stare

[byrnensorg@mastodon.ie]

@catsalad It may realign one's spirit, but it would be a bugger to keep clean. Imagine vacuuming or washing that sucker.

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@catsalad The Monolith Monsters strike again!

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@catsalad
"Kids, I've told you a thousand times, don't leave your rocks on the stairs!"

[keeya@icy.arcticfluff.eu]

@catsalad Now that's almost some rocky mountain