I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@BalooUriza Goodwill for like $7.

[bigtuffal@dice.camp]

@alice to be so well dressed at the moment of victory 🤌

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@alice Wait, hold up, is that that bear suit where you were all, "Gee, I don't know, should I buy this? What do y'all think?" and people were like, "Duh, OF COURSE you should get that thing!"

If so, that was an excellent choice.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Legit_Spaghetti indeed, it's that bear suit.

[captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space]

@alice I love your nails definitely trying the black and pink style next time I paint mine, that's so gorgeous

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@captainvellalives thank you 🥰 I like the bubblegum punk vibes of pink/black together.

[captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space]

@alice bubblegum punk is so iconic

[shom@gts.shom.dev]

@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems.

[baloouriza@social.tulsa.ok.us]

@alice Find of the century.

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice 🥺️️️🥺️

[jadus_developus@transfem.social]

@alice@lgbtqia.space Excellent work on the world record Alice, I am in awe at the extreme precision and speed at which you can work. All while in a bear suit, no-less.

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@alice totes adorbs

[numbercrow@techhub.social]

@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you 🩷

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@JoscelynTransient 🫠

[azonenberg@ioc.exchange]

@shom @alice maybe Alice *is* fancy bear

[nineisntprime@lovelace.social]

@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?

[shom@gts.shom.dev]

@azonenberg they're a fuzzy bear, threat for good; but not a threat actor!
@alice

[lambic@social.linux.pizza]

@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics