My Jabberwocky poem but with Ikea product names:
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My Jabberwocky poem but with Ikea product names:
Köttbullary
`Twas Bullig, and the Släkt-y Arvs
Did Gårö and Gäspa in the Bäve:
All Mellby were the Borrby-groves,
And the Malm Rasts Gleve."Beware the Köttbullar, my son!
The parts that break, the screws that strip!
Beware the Ektorp bird, and shun
The Fabulös Rosenrips!”1/3
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My Jabberwocky poem but with Ikea product names:
Köttbullary
`Twas Bullig, and the Släkt-y Arvs
Did Gårö and Gäspa in the Bäve:
All Mellby were the Borrby-groves,
And the Malm Rasts Gleve."Beware the Köttbullar, my son!
The parts that break, the screws that strip!
Beware the Ektorp bird, and shun
The Fabulös Rosenrips!”1/3
He took his Allen Key in hand:
Long time the Maximera foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tutig tree,
And stood awhile in thought.And, as in Ullvide thought he stood,
The Köttbullar, with eyes of flame,
Came Knubbig through the Turbo wood,
And Gulliver-ed as it came!One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Allen Key went Sniglar Snäpp!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went Tillställning back.2/3
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He took his Allen Key in hand:
Long time the Maximera foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tutig tree,
And stood awhile in thought.And, as in Ullvide thought he stood,
The Köttbullar, with eyes of flame,
Came Knubbig through the Turbo wood,
And Gulliver-ed as it came!One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Allen Key went Sniglar Snäpp!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went Tillställning back.2/3
"And, has thou slain the Köttbullar?
Come to my arms, my Betydlig boy!
O Gradvis win! Kallax! Finfin!’
He chortled in his joy`Twas Bullig, and the Släkt-y Arvs
Did Gårö and Gäspa in the Bäve:
All Mellby were the Borrby-groves,
And the Malm Rasts Gleve.3/3
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