Canon behavior from meta, tbh
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So this was clear from the very start, that structurally the business model relies on making the web an incomprehensible mess to force chatbot usage as the only remaining viable source of information. But now that we're in the "agentic" swing of things, that language is just becoming more or less text in the ad copy: "get your agent to go out there in the wasteland of the former web and get you answers" (not mentioning who made the web into a wasteland)
Love how all this is being subsidized by the federal government resulting in a negative effective tax rate for some of the largest companies on earth.

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Zuck, 2026 Q1 earnings call: "our plan is to make an AI that's really good at shopping"
@jonny among all the other dumb bullshit in this wave the meta being completely unable to get anything together bit is one of the funniest. they dont even know how to sell hype of vague promises, its just him stumbling for words to say out loud
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Love how all this is being subsidized by the federal government resulting in a negative effective tax rate for some of the largest companies on earth.

@jonny <incoherent screaming>
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@jonny among all the other dumb bullshit in this wave the meta being completely unable to get anything together bit is one of the funniest. they dont even know how to sell hype of vague promises, its just him stumbling for words to say out loud
@jackperkins
"There's openAI and anthropic, google is still in the race, and good lord what in the fuck is going on over there at meta" -
Love how all this is being subsidized by the federal government resulting in a negative effective tax rate for some of the largest companies on earth.

Theft, kleptocracy, corruption. There are words for what’s happening.