Tokenmaxxing.

[stinerman@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog shovel maker says your workers aren't productive unless they're going through 3 shovels per week.

[zaphodb@twitter.resolvt.net]

@GossiTheDog What if i were able to spend a billion in tokens i wonder.

[drcuriosity@cloudisland.nz]

@GossiTheDog If I wanted to "program" by babysitting a bunch of approximately-competent workers who can almost follow instructions if I give them very specific tasks but not too much all at once, I'd... well. Probably be running a Silicon Valley AI startup, I guess.

[tehstu@hachyderm.io]

@GossiTheDog I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but he clearly does.

[scm@sfba.social]

@greem @GossiTheDog Nvidia is paying for the tokens … they’re just using it as a dumb proxy for productivity, like counting how many staples the HR team uses and firing them for not using enough

[pikhq@social.treehouse.systems]

@GossiTheDog truly someone has forgotten that what you get is what you measure -- i'd be willing to bet it is easy as fuck to maximize your token use if you don't give a shit about anything else

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog subtext: "please spend $250kpa on this stuff, we are absolutely drowning"

[beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@gunchleoc @GossiTheDog a true 10x engineer solution

[beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Taco_lad @GossiTheDog oh he's thinking, about ways to sell more GPUs without just telling people "buy a GPU from me"

[aedius@lavraievie.social]

@GossiTheDog

just launch a prompt

"please check issue in my dependencies"

every few day and it's done XD

[lambtor@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog where are all these half million engineers at?

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@GossiTheDog Gross.

[zl2tod@mastodon.online]

@GossiTheDog

Multiply your impact and cube your attack surface.

[technically_good@techhub.social]

@GossiTheDog Have we talked to the CEO of peanut butter yet?

"Yes every person should likely eat 5kgs of peanut butter every day"

[johnofrobotz@mastodon.girolab.foo]

@GossiTheDog wait, wait...I got lost when he said "a $500,000 engineer".

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog JFC. Is he ‍, or just 🥴?

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@GossiTheDog So they really just want people to stop working?

[idlebrain@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog these techbros have gone round the bend, lost the plot, and fallen of their rockers, all at the same time...

Absolute jibbering insanity.

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDo "What if we could take assuming that people with bigger fiefdoms are more important and apply it to the ones who don't even have direct reports?"

Someone may have been in management a little too long.

[lackthereof@beige.party]

@GossiTheDog
Who are these $500,000 engineers?