Curmudgeon goals
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@SecularJeffrey My kinda guy!
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@SecularJeffrey
Dawn needs to create a website that is just a video game where she's the main character battling old guys with orange cannons. -
@SecularJeffrey
Alt text 4UA flyer w old White Caucasian man w white hair & facial hair. Blue shirt/dark pants. He wears a device that w hopper full of oranges and a large black tube for shooting them. Important notice: to let people know this man as has been banned from the park for shooting oranges and causing welts at anyone who appears to be a teenager and he's shouting No teens in the park. 3 photos of his teen victims showing injuries w first names & career aspiration.
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The more I look at this the funnier it gets. They are all holding the oranges that hit them. Did they go home and eat them?
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@paul @fleur_de_LA @SecularJeffrey
Oh!!! 3 new life goals!
1. Have a park bench with a sign like that in my "honor."
2. Buy, build, or steal a device that shoots oranges.
3. Get banned from the same park for shooting oranges at people!
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@paul @fleur_de_LA @SecularJeffrey
Oh!!! 3 new life goals!
1. Have a park bench with a sign like that in my "honor."
2. Buy, build, or steal a device that shoots oranges.
3. Get banned from the same park for shooting oranges at people! Now that I am over 60, I've been trying to decide if I'm a codger, geezer, coot or curmudgeon.
This behavior is decidedly curmudgeonly.
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Now that I am over 60, I've been trying to decide if I'm a codger, geezer, coot or curmudgeon.
This behavior is decidedly curmudgeonly.
@SecularJeffrey @Jason844 @paul @fleur_de_LA
Why not go whole hog and have “ grumpy old man syndrome ?”
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@SecularJeffrey @Jason844 @paul @fleur_de_LA
Why not go whole hog and have “ grumpy old man syndrome ?”
@garthderby @Jason844 @paul @fleur_de_LA
Too grumpy to decide.
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
"Car Driver" and "Male Doctor"?
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
"Car Driver" and "Male Doctor"?
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@LikeItOrLumpIt @SecularJeffrey True either way
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
Wish there were a citation or park name or reference. Lacking these things, I'm tempted to call AI slop on this "too good to be true" one.
It just had the quirky virality that feels manufactured, without sourcing.
Happy to be proved wrong if someone has a citation.
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
Wish there were a citation or park name or reference. Lacking these things, I'm tempted to call AI slop on this "too good to be true" one.
It just had the quirky virality that feels manufactured, without sourcing.
Happy to be proved wrong if someone has a citation.
Don't over think it #RandomInternetPicture
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
Wish there were a citation or park name or reference. Lacking these things, I'm tempted to call AI slop on this "too good to be true" one.
It just had the quirky virality that feels manufactured, without sourcing.
Happy to be proved wrong if someone has a citation.
@pseudonym @SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt the kind of post I might lol at and hit like, but not boost
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@pseudonym @SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt the kind of post I might lol at and hit like, but not boost
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@SecularJeffrey when teen Mitch grows up he wants to be a MALE DOCTOR.
@adef187 @SecularJeffrey Right? Like I’m picturing this boy who’s only ever seen women doctors, and he decides he wants to be a male doctor. Good for you, sweetie. Don’t forget to smile. 🤪
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@SecularJeffrey @LikeItOrLumpIt
Wish there were a citation or park name or reference. Lacking these things, I'm tempted to call AI slop on this "too good to be true" one.
It just had the quirky virality that feels manufactured, without sourcing.
Happy to be proved wrong if someone has a citation.
@pseudonym Looks like it's a circa 2024 or 2025 plant on social media.. very possibly AI, or at least photo shopped.
