Whoops, took a nap and now there's only 20 minutes until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

Well, he's not a were-drag racer anyway. #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

HA HA HA MEDDLING CHILDREN XD XD XD XD #monsterdon

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon #SilverBullet #StephenKing

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

Yeah, the werewolf in this movie is more believeable than the cops. #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

Reverend Lowe. I just got that. He's not the highest of the high, he's the... Etc etc. #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

"Hm. The reverend has a soundtrack of scary violins in his garage. That's suspicious." #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

The funniest thing about werewolves is that people just stand there watching their transformation, which is a power they share with magical girls. #monsterdon

[cptbutton@dice.camp]

@CactuarJoe

But is there implied nudity?

[xerozohar@retro.pizza]

@CactuarJoe tsuki ni kawatte AROOOOO

#monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

"Why don't you tell me how Lowe became a werewolf?"

It's a fungal infection. We need a silver can of foot powder. #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

"And then Red gave us a gun! He was a good uncle like that." #monsterdon

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

O'er the laaaaaand of the freeeeeeeee

and the hoooooome of the

werewolf

#monsterdon

[xerozohar@retro.pizza]

@CactuarJoe PLAY BALL

#monsterdon

[floatybirb@mastodon.social]

@CactuarJoe I once had to explain the phrase "America is the home of the brave" to a Spanish-speaking guy learning English, and he thought it couldn't possibly mean what it meant, because that was too silly and when he found out that was true he started laughing.

Anyway, "Home of the Werewolf" is slightly less silly.

[cactuarjoe@retro.pizza]

And Gary Busey gracefully ends his career. #monsterdon