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  3. the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world.

the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world.

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  • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

    the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

    skyfaller@jawns.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @lzg My friend once said that if space aliens discovered the existence of humans, they might not pay any more attention to us than we pay to ants.

    I was like, buddy, you're really not stopping to check out the ants? You're not even slightly curious what they're up to? I'm pretty excited about any ant I see.

    If there were lizards where I live, I would of course be thrilled by them too. (I greatly enjoyed geckos during a trip to Indonesia as a child.)

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    • eestileib@tech.lgbtE eestileib@tech.lgbt

      @michaelcoyote @lzg

      When I lived on the Gulf coast we had green anoles running around the house, they never bothered me at all, kept their poop to themselves and carried away insect carcasses. 👍🏻
      Would cohabit with again.

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      @eestileib @lzg yeah, they're not too bad as neighbors and they're even reasonable roommates.

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      • skyfaller@jawns.clubS skyfaller@jawns.club

        @lzg My friend once said that if space aliens discovered the existence of humans, they might not pay any more attention to us than we pay to ants.

        I was like, buddy, you're really not stopping to check out the ants? You're not even slightly curious what they're up to? I'm pretty excited about any ant I see.

        If there were lizards where I live, I would of course be thrilled by them too. (I greatly enjoyed geckos during a trip to Indonesia as a child.)

        burnoutqueen@todon.nlB This user is from outside of this forum
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        @skyfaller

        @futurebird is summoned

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        • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

          the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

          renardboy@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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          @lzg Normies are just strange, I think trying to make sense of it is tilling the sea.

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          • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

            the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

            cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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            @lzg

            I was once on what I later figured out was probably construed as a date, & I was delighting the density line between the unsugared tea infused water in the top half of my glass mug, & the denser, sweetened water in the bottom half. When I pointed this out to the waiter, who seemed similarly amused, the guy I was with said, "Don't get out much, do ya?"

            I was a bit gobsmacked, to be honest.

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            • cavyherd@wandering.shopC cavyherd@wandering.shop

              @lzg

              I was once on what I later figured out was probably construed as a date, & I was delighting the density line between the unsugared tea infused water in the top half of my glass mug, & the denser, sweetened water in the bottom half. When I pointed this out to the waiter, who seemed similarly amused, the guy I was with said, "Don't get out much, do ya?"

              I was a bit gobsmacked, to be honest.

              janeishly@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              @cavyherd @lzg The waiter sounds nice, the guy not so much.

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              • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

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                @lzg {{{ hugs }}}

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                • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                  the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

                  theothersimo@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @lzg this person is definitely not a cat.

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                  • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                    the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

                    flicka@ohai.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @lzg I dont get it either.

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                    • janeishly@beige.partyJ janeishly@beige.party

                      @cavyherd @lzg The waiter sounds nice, the guy not so much.

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                      @janeishly @lzg

                      I mean, he seemed a nice enough person when I randomly struck up a conversation with him (which he said "people don't generally do" 🤷)

                      After we finished that visit, he informed me he wasn't interested in getting together anymore. It was only at that point that I twigged that he apparently thought we were on a date.

                      •I• thought I was having tea with a potential new friend.

                      I guess we were both wrong! 😂

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                      • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                        the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

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                        @lzg When we vacationed in St. Petersburg, FL when the kids were little, stepping outdoors meant excitedly watching lizards in every flowerbed around us. People would stop to see what was so interesting and they'd be so bored and disappointed to find it was "just" lizards.

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                        • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                          the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

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                          @lzg @lisamelton they were probably lizards themselves.

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                          • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                            the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

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                            @lzg sound like a square

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                            • lzg@mastodon.socialL lzg@mastodon.social

                              the other day i was walking around with another person and i pointed out a lizard and they were *not* impressed by or interested by the lizard’s mere existence in the world. how is that possible.

                              jorsh@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @lzg

                              I could never. I'd be down on all fours cooing at it.

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