I just read a sentence that referred to “the decades since” 2005 and I feel personally attacked.
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@benroyce @wendinoakland @overholt
It sounds like these kids are smarter than they let on. They're taking their dad for a ride.@kolya @wendinoakland @overholt
"time to drive you to school"
"no dad, time for us to drive you to ego death"
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@benroyce @MissConstrue @mloxton @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Spare a thought for my ex-fiance, whose eccentric academic father would pick her up from school sporting a "mullet" haircut, wearing fitted floral shirts, flared corduroy trousers (corduroy has made a bit of a comeback in the UK today, but was deeply unfashionable at the time!) and...clogs. Wooden clogs.
She actually became quite tearful one evening after too much wine, remembering the shame and trauma it caused her to see him arrive.
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @overholt My daughter once asked if I’d ever known “a hippy”, and I didn’t even know where to begin.
. I showed her pictures of her grandparents and me in our 70s gear. She laughed. A lot. 
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@benroyce @MissConstrue @mloxton @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Spare a thought for my ex-fiance, whose eccentric academic father would pick her up from school sporting a "mullet" haircut, wearing fitted floral shirts, flared corduroy trousers (corduroy has made a bit of a comeback in the UK today, but was deeply unfashionable at the time!) and...clogs. Wooden clogs.
She actually became quite tearful one evening after too much wine, remembering the shame and trauma it caused her to see him arrive.
@ApostateEnglishman @MissConstrue @mloxton @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
well i know what i'm wearing today
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@benroyce @MissConstrue @mloxton @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Spare a thought for my ex-fiance, whose eccentric academic father would pick her up from school sporting a "mullet" haircut, wearing fitted floral shirts, flared corduroy trousers (corduroy has made a bit of a comeback in the UK today, but was deeply unfashionable at the time!) and...clogs. Wooden clogs.
She actually became quite tearful one evening after too much wine, remembering the shame and trauma it caused her to see him arrive.
@ApostateEnglishman
Paisley printed shirts though, and a cravat, did he have those?I have only known one person who wore wooden clogs outside of the Netherlands, so deep points for that.
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@benroyce @wendinoakland @overholt
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@ApostateEnglishman
Paisley printed shirts though, and a cravat, did he have those?I have only known one person who wore wooden clogs outside of the Netherlands, so deep points for that.
@mloxton @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Funnily enough, I have a paisley printed shirt! Gold paisley pattern on black cotton! They became briefly, ironically fashionable again for a while over here, but I don't have quite enough faith in my aging brain's ability to keep track of current trends to wear it with a straight face today.
I used to enjoy wearing shirts that made people go, "interesting shirt. Do you...need me to call anyone?".
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@mloxton @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Funnily enough, I have a paisley printed shirt! Gold paisley pattern on black cotton! They became briefly, ironically fashionable again for a while over here, but I don't have quite enough faith in my aging brain's ability to keep track of current trends to wear it with a straight face today.
I used to enjoy wearing shirts that made people go, "interesting shirt. Do you...need me to call anyone?".
@ApostateEnglishman
Did you have the colorful cuff bands at the bottom of your bells to help slow fraying, and the triangular gusset up the side to give them extra flair so you tripped if you walked too fast? -
@mloxton @benroyce @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Funnily enough, I have a paisley printed shirt! Gold paisley pattern on black cotton! They became briefly, ironically fashionable again for a while over here, but I don't have quite enough faith in my aging brain's ability to keep track of current trends to wear it with a straight face today.
I used to enjoy wearing shirts that made people go, "interesting shirt. Do you...need me to call anyone?".
@ApostateEnglishman @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i am eternally weirded out by teenagers and young adults wearing "misfits" t shirts
are they musicologists? or are they just "cool t shirt bro"?
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@ApostateEnglishman @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i am eternally weirded out by teenagers and young adults wearing "misfits" t shirts
are they musicologists? or are they just "cool t shirt bro"?
@benroyce
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time collapses for them. anything "before" happening within the timeframe of their parents age just makes sense to them, because they view their parents as ancient and omnipotent at their young age. it's strangely endearing
@benroyce @401matthall @overholt
I remember my kids referring to a request for help with homework as "seeking the wisdom of the ancients", or even "asking the ancestors" if they were feeling particularly scamp-like. They're teenagers now, so they only consider us ancient, not wise.
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@benroyce @401matthall @overholt
I remember my kids referring to a request for help with homework as "seeking the wisdom of the ancients", or even "asking the ancestors" if they were feeling particularly scamp-like. They're teenagers now, so they only consider us ancient, not wise.
The arc of parental wisdom is fun.
"You must know everything!"
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"You don't know anything!"
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"So... You were totally right about my taxes."
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@ApostateEnglishman @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i am eternally weirded out by teenagers and young adults wearing "misfits" t shirts
are they musicologists? or are they just "cool t shirt bro"?
@benroyce @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Not sure about that one, but Nirvana t-shirts remain as popular as ever over here with the teens (exact same designs as 30 years ago too!).
I've also noticed Dr. Martens, Converse and Vans have made a big comeback with the yoof. It's surreal to find myself surrounded by kids dressed no differently than the grunge crowd when I was their age.
The only difference is that they have more tattoos now!
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@benroyce @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Not sure about that one, but Nirvana t-shirts remain as popular as ever over here with the teens (exact same designs as 30 years ago too!).
I've also noticed Dr. Martens, Converse and Vans have made a big comeback with the yoof. It's surreal to find myself surrounded by kids dressed no differently than the grunge crowd when I was their age.
The only difference is that they have more tattoos now!
️@ApostateEnglishman @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
the rise of tattoos is amazing. i love it. but it's *so* different from the attitude towards tattoos that used to be out there
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@benroyce @401matthall @overholt
I remember my kids referring to a request for help with homework as "seeking the wisdom of the ancients", or even "asking the ancestors" if they were feeling particularly scamp-like. They're teenagers now, so they only consider us ancient, not wise.
yeah the chatty age above eventually yields to the age of monosyllabic interactions and amorphous resentment
dad above should enjoy it while he can. despite being driven to ego death
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@benroyce @mloxton @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt Not sure about that one, but Nirvana t-shirts remain as popular as ever over here with the teens (exact same designs as 30 years ago too!).
I've also noticed Dr. Martens, Converse and Vans have made a big comeback with the yoof. It's surreal to find myself surrounded by kids dressed no differently than the grunge crowd when I was their age.
The only difference is that they have more tattoos now!
️@ApostateEnglishman
The increase in tats and piercings is noticeable.The only time I ever briefly danced with the thought of a tat, was maybe to get my military ID number engraved on my wrist as a daily reminder never ever to do that again.
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@ApostateEnglishman
The increase in tats and piercings is noticeable.The only time I ever briefly danced with the thought of a tat, was maybe to get my military ID number engraved on my wrist as a daily reminder never ever to do that again.
@mloxton @ApostateEnglishman @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i have one on my leg from a trip to new orleans long long ago
somewhere out there is a woman with the same tattoo on her posterior
we are united in cringe eternal reminder of one week long ago, and nothing else
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@tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
i've always been confused as to if the ancient aliens that helped the maya are the same ancient aliens that helped the egyptians
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@benroyce @tantramar @mina @Bugspriet @MissConstrue @TheBreadmonkey @overholt
Naw, the Ancient Aliens who helped the Egyptians were Egyptians and the Ancient Aliens who helped the Maya were Ancient Maya.
