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"That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

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  • nigeltufnel@musician.socialN nigeltufnel@musician.social

    @alisynthesis it’s the best feature of mechanical keyboards, isn’t it? That and they are built like tanks plus you get to learn about dialectic grease

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    @NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)

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    • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

      @troublewithwords ha! Reminds me of a song that has the honor of being hooky, creepy, quirky, funny, and sad all at once.

      https://youtu.be/6B61lDTsGx0?si=xOsL3Ae8WTSv0OHV

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      @troublewithwords (the above comment will take exactly two minutes of your time to make sense if you don't know the song already.)

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      • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

        @NigelTufnel exactly! clearly the cheap entry level one i had was not the real deal! (I know Mechanical Keyboard People probably think Keychron is entry level, but they are in a cult.)

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        @alisynthesis 😝

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        • miblo@mas.toM miblo@mas.to

          @alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.

          Mains powered: ✔

          If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…

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          @miblo it's a great scale! It does percentages and everything. I got it a couple of years ago when I started making bread and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without a kitchen scale. I weigh stuff all the time now.

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          • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

            And note that it's wired only, so it's this heavy with no battery in it. That's just the case and the mechanics. When I pulled the box out of the mailbox, I was so confused at the weight.

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            @alisynthesis i've got 3 Keychrons now - 2 at home, 1 at work. all slim keys, mechanicals. all plenty of weight for their size but i'm sure not near as chunky as that beast you've got there.

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            • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

              @miblo it's a great scale! It does percentages and everything. I got it a couple of years ago when I started making bread and I honestly don't know how I ever lived without a kitchen scale. I weigh stuff all the time now.

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              @alisynthesis Right, sweet! Yeah, I'm intrigued by this percentages feature. Imagining it could even be pretty much this "ratios" idea I dreamt up the other month: https://mas.to/@miblo/115951579505700178

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              • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                "That's a great keyboard...FOR ME TO POOP ON."

                I'm done buying stuff with batteries unless it's necessary. I bought this thing in 2022, and now I have two options: a) take the battery out, in which case it will lose its custom Linux profile, or b) live on the edge and risk a fire in my studio.

                I need it to remember profiles to be functional for me, so I'm replacing it with a wired Keychron that I think will suit me. I guess I'll remove the battery and save it as an extra keyboard.

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                @alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com I also have a nphy board and am waiting for the dactyl I ordered to get here because I am just over the 75% form factor.

                Keychron makes really nice boards. Your new one should serve you well

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                • alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.comA alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com

                  Okay, the Keychron keyboard I got on sale to replace this bulging-battery POS is comically heavy.

                  Also very satisfyingly clicky, thank goodness. I guess this blue is not a popular color, but I think it's freaking awesome. I sincerely hope to use this keyboard until the day I die. (on which day I sincerely hope not to be typing.)

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                  @alisynthesis heavy keyboards for life! 😅

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                  • unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.worldU unsafelyhotboots@sharkey.world

                    @alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com I also have a nphy board and am waiting for the dactyl I ordered to get here because I am just over the 75% form factor.

                    Keychron makes really nice boards. Your new one should serve you well

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                    @unsafelyhotboots I kind of miss a numpad for sure, but the shorter keyboard works better for me ergonomically at this point. I did gain the separated arrows, etc., which I think will be really nice.

                    I was happy with the nuphy, and was bummed when that happened to the battery. I'm definitely going to keep it around. But still, fun new keyboard is fun!

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                    • miblo@mas.toM miblo@mas.to

                      @alisynthesis Right, sweet! Yeah, I'm intrigued by this percentages feature. Imagining it could even be pretty much this "ratios" idea I dreamt up the other month: https://mas.to/@miblo/115951579505700178

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                      @miblo yep, that's pretty much exactly what it does, just in percentages conceptually instead of ratios! My cousin who's a pretty serious baker told me about it, and it's pretty awesome.

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                      • tsrono@mastodon.socialT tsrono@mastodon.social

                        @alisynthesis i've got 3 Keychrons now - 2 at home, 1 at work. all slim keys, mechanicals. all plenty of weight for their size but i'm sure not near as chunky as that beast you've got there.

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                        @tsrono I had no idea it would be that heavy. But hey, I don't play bass, and I sold my 70s Strat, so... studio weapon!

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                        • miblo@mas.toM miblo@mas.to

                          @alisynthesis I mean, the keyboard looks sweet and all, but I'm just admiring those scales! Apparently available at https://digital-scales-company.co.uk/kitchen-scales/my-weigh-kd8000-professional-bakers-percentage-kitchen-scale-8kg-x-1g for a mere £35.

                          Mains powered: ✔

                          If only they went down to 0.1g accuracy…

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                          @miblo@mas.to @alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com They're pretty nice. I got one after finding all the battery-only powered ones would eventually just end up draining batteries.

                          Although the blue LED backlight has now worn out due to be left on all the time, oops...

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