Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

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[sdarlington@mas.to]

@stroughtonsmith I wish it was correct!

[atog@social.lol]

@stroughtonsmith oh wow. 🫨

[cdfinder@techhub.social]

@stroughtonsmith

I KNEW it! I am living in the wrong timeline!

[brianmueller@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith if only

[awax@piaille.fr]

@stroughtonsmith maybe this is what Tim Cook belives when he hangs out with the president.

[jpz@mastodon.social]

@brianmueller @stroughtonsmith Its that other alternate universe. (do you know where the portal is?)

[mediocrewightman@indieweb.social]

@stroughtonsmith Maybe they’re running on Quantum computers and pulling the results from another universe.

[kaptin@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith 🫠

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

This is the plot to The Man In The High Castle, isn't it? Lost artifacts showing the 'true' timeline?

[rpmik@avgeek.social]

@stroughtonsmith ‍️

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it depends on which part of the book you’re reading.

[stuart@sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh]

@stroughtonsmith multiverse simulation confirmed to not be thread safe.

[fabienmarry@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith That is some new level of Reality Distortion Field.

[console@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith How fitting. Liquid Glass on macOS is also in an alternative universe.

[gray_wind@mastodon.social]

@stroughtonsmith it lives in the better world )

[siguza@infosec.space]

@stroughtonsmith dude, Trump is gonna publicly execute Tim if he hears of this...

[cynicalsecurity@bsd.network]

@stroughtonsmith that's the problem with models which don't keep up with voting fraud

[stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social]

@siguza out a high rise window, as is the way