Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11?
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Away from your sterile metallic Skinner Box condo? Need coffee but can't bear the thought of "interacting" with other "people" who might have a "personality" and subject you to "conversation"? Obtain coffee from one of our emotionless robot baristas - just like Wire Mom used to make!
@arclight it surely is terrible coffee, but airports are one of the places I will absolutely go to great lengths to not interact with any more people because I am already overwhelmed, exhausted, irritable, etc. and I'm trapped there. I need quiet, dark, alone time to recharge. airports are torture devices.
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Encounter a wild techbro in the airport? Don't worry - contact one of Austin Bergstrom Airport's Techbro Control Specialists who will bait one of our specially constructed techbro live traps with Claude tokens, capture, and harmlessly release the techbro at one of our server farms upstate
@arclight remember to spay/neuter stray techbros!
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I feel like I've woken up in an Idiocracy LARP.
Denver Airport is redeeming itself
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Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11? Somehow Security was not the most disturbing source of decay and horror. Or maybe it was and I'm just numb to it.
So old I remember walking onto the tarmac to greet my dad's plane when he came home on work trips. They still had the roll up steps then.
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Denver Airport is redeeming itself
@arclight it's a ruse
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Have US airports always been a concentrated dose of American dystopia or has it just been O'Hare and everything post-9/11? Somehow Security was not the most disturbing source of decay and horror. Or maybe it was and I'm just numb to it.
Wow we must have just missed each other. Where are you headed?
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@arclight The incel magazine isn't supposed to outright say that it's an incel magazine.
I didn't have my glasses on so for about ten seconds I thought the brand name was "man sheath"
CC: @arclight@oldbytes.space
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Denver Airport, presented without comment.
@arclight That is going on the list of the most horrible things that I have ever seen.
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Denver Airport, presented without comment.
Other people are seeing this as a pecker, but I'm seeing it as a giant chomp on the penis!
Looks like it would involve screaming, and not from the bird
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This is why men are idiots.
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Denver Airport, presented without comment.
@arclight
Every time something such USian comes between me and my friends, it's almost obligatory to reference that clip: https://youtu.be/P7JRvwfHFwo -
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