2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
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@TCatInReality That third / final bullet point was a reference to and old stupid pun about the dotcom business models, from the early 2000s, going like this:
- build something stupid
- make lots of losses & debts
- ... (a "minor" detail we don't worry about now)
- Profit!Got it.
Of course, now we see that the old dotcom model was all about using disruption to grab market share and pushing out IRL competitors. Then, enshittify away until profits spike.
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yall im starting to think that the pedoligarchy might be trying to make kids less safe
@imbl Yeah, with Jeffrey dead, how are the elites to target their prey that does not identify itself properly online?
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yall im starting to think that the pedoligarchy might be trying to make kids less safe
@imbl nah, no way, impossible. Are you saying the rich assholes who were friends with the pedophile who had a pedophilia island don't have the most bestest and purest intentions? -
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl What changed? In 2003 the olds thought internet chat venues were run by gay hackers and in 2026 they know it's now run by the Epstein class and which one do they trust more?
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@imbl
Soon, they'll need to provide nudes to keep themselves safe from "sexual predators" -
2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl
Age verification == neoliberism * fascism -
2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl Every time I see some politician rage against people using pseudonyms on the Internet, I find it very funny because the reason I use one in the first place is that I was taught it was best practice when I was a child. I literally came up with my pseudo when I was around twelve years old and I had to register on Nintendo’s website.
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Yeah, things change.
In 2003, platforms were largely benign and parents needed to watch out for individuals.
In 2026, the platforms have optimised their algorithms to bring danger to children so government needs to regulate the platforms' access
But the government is owned by the pedoelites.
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@imbl the pedoligarchy
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But the government is owned by the pedoelites.
@oldoldcojote @TCatInReality @imbl I would stop calling these fucks "elite". They love that. "Pedophiles" is perfectly suffficient and more correct.
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl the thing is, not only children will have to identify themselves, but everyone.
How else would they know otherwise you're a child or not. -
2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl no one should tell their age, name or personal information on the internet
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl people are forgetting the lessons taught to us by the great 2015 minecraft guidebooks
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yall im starting to think that the pedoligarchy might be trying to make kids less safe
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl along the lines of:
2003: you should never get into a stranger's car
2026: uber -
2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl self.xyz
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yall im starting to think that the pedoligarchy might be trying to make kids less safe
@imbl Been having this same exact thought myself, honestly. Very "the call is coming from inside the house" energy. Is why they're building back doors into everything, and want to know who's using what, where, how, and why.
Is scary.
Also, "pedoligarchy." 100% taking that and redistributing it to the people, comrade.
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yall im starting to think that the pedoligarchy might be trying to make kids less safe
@imbl@social.treehouse.systems ye. because it was never about protection, but control. the control of women's bodies; the control children's bodies under the guise of safety allows them to be exploited by men legally and morally.
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
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2003: children shouldn't tell their age, name, or personal information to anyone on the internet for their safety
2026: children are legally required to tell their age, name, and personal information to everyone on the internet for their safety
@imbl
Wrong.
2026: All people (including children) should tell name, adress, age, gender and other personal informations to big data companies allegedly for the safety of minors.
