In things that will totally never happen again:

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In things that will totally never happen again:

I was waiting by my daughter and a few friends were on the basketball court before school, and they were arguing over basket ball shots as they took a few attempts.

None went in, then one boy starts talking big, misses shot after shot, eventually an argument starts, no idea over what, and the ball rolls to me.

I took two steps, shot, nothing but net.

That was my cue to turn around and swagger off.

The court erupted in "awwwww! You got cooked son" aimed at the boy mouthing off