thanks to a typo I tried to npm install ouchdb instead of pouchdb

[foone@digipres.club]

thanks to a typo I tried to npm install ouchdb instead of pouchdb

[foone@digipres.club]

OuchDB, the first database optimized for BDSM!

[chirpbirb@meow.social]

@foone finally, a database to track all of my safe words

[foone@digipres.club]

specifically the S&M half.

(I'm actually using this database for some vaguely D/s reasons but not specifically anything you could label as "ouch")

[foone@digipres.club]

@chirpbirb

SELECT safeword_text FROM safewords WHERE severity='red';

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@foone Oh. So MongoDB.

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@foone for self-hosting medical records, uhhuh, sure

[jordan@sometimes.social]

@foone can’t spell DBMS without BDSM

[alice@mk.nyaa.place]

@foone@digipres.club pouchies

[byte@rage.love]

@foone wait how do you use a database for kink??

[foone@digipres.club]

@jordan I can't believe I've been fucking with databases for 30 years without realizing that pun exists

[foone@digipres.club]

@Byte So I'm working on software to quantify how flustered a sub gets. Specifically it's to detect keysmashes, and similar sub-posting noises.
The database is to store the test corpus for the detector, since I have a lot of keysmashes of various kinds to analyze

[byte@rage.love]

@foone i see

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@foone there’s a dystopian thought there. Shitsville Regional Hospital, Atrocious Care Partners, and No Better Options Insurance, along with their 15,000 partners would like access to your data for totally legitimate purposes…

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@foone don’t call 911, I can’t afford the ambulance ride… or the data charges…

[jordan@sometimes.social]

@foone I’ve been making that pun since 1998 at latest, which would mark my first encounter with MS SQL Server

[gatesvp@mstdn.ca]

@foone

So we have CouchDB and PouchDB, but no OuchDB... This feels like a missed opportunity.