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  3. Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

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  • cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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    Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

    (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

    sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyzS davecb@hachyderm.ioD marcoxa@mastodon.socialM jmax@mastodon.socialJ fknhannu@zeroes.caF 17 Replies Last reply
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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

      (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

      sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
      sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @cstross The death would occur shortly before the transition, wouldn't it? Does the ruling cover the vice-president prior? At what point in the bullet's journey would power transition occur? In this essay I will...

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

        (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

        davecb@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @cstross It's the ides of March, he probably should stab him.

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

          (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

          marcoxa@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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          @cstross no, but Trump shooting JD Vance... 🤔

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

            (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @cstross But he wouldn't be president when he pulled the trigger, so presidential immunity wouldn't apply.

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            • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

              @cstross But he wouldn't be president when he pulled the trigger, so presidential immunity wouldn't apply.

              etchedpixels@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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              @jmax @cstross But he could pardon himself several seconds later.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                fknhannu@zeroes.caF This user is from outside of this forum
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                @cstross lets test it.

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                  (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                  dshan@mastodon.auD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @cstross At the time Vance shot Donnie he wasn't President and the SC ruling only covers acts the President carries out *while* he is President.

                  However, if President Vance travels back in time and shoots President Trump and thus becomes President ...

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                    (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                    tarbh@mastodon.ieT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @cstross His term in office would not start until the incumbent died, but the criminal acts of attempted murder/illegal disposal of toxic waste would have occurred in the split second before the death?

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                      Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                      (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                      uilebheist@polyglot.cityU This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @cstross I've said that since before they got elected... J.Divans could shoot the pumpkin dead, then immediately pardon himself while he's president. No need for a Supreme Chaos ahem Court decision.
                      The reason he hasn't done that is presumably because it's not the best time yet from his perspective.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                        (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                        cbzo@mastodon.greenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @cstross Another option: bodyguards, who are not who they used to be. Also, would go well with the good ol’ times vibes…

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                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                          Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                          (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                          fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.netF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @cstross and most likely Vance is even worse than Trump.

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                          • cbzo@mastodon.greenC cbzo@mastodon.green

                            @cstross Another option: bodyguards, who are not who they used to be. Also, would go well with the good ol’ times vibes…

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                            @cbzo @cstross

                            The best assassins would be his doctors. They just have to replace his meds with placebos.

                            Or they could administer hallucinogens to get the 25th invoked.

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                            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                              Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                              (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

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                              @cstross Aha, the Ideas of March?

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                                @joat Naah, parliament would just apply the 1649 precedent and put him on trial—as King. Life imprisonment would be problematic, though. Maybe they could ask the ECJ for a courtroom, citing the difficulty of finding an impartial jury in the UK?

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                                  (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                                  angusm@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @cstross As others have pointed out, killing the incumbent while VP would not be an ‘official act as president’, ergo immunity would not apply.

                                  Vance could bludgeon Trump unconscious, assume office based on Trump's incapacity, and THEN kill him, reducing his potential culpability to assault rather than murder.

                                  If the US were Nepal, it might be more clearcut. As the events of 1 June 2001 established, regicide is no barrier to assuming the kingship (although a self-administered 9mm bullet is).

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                                  • fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.netF fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net

                                    @cstross and most likely Vance is even worse than Trump.

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                                    @fazalmajid Well yes, but if he waited until Trump opened the nuclear football and demanded the phone so he could make That Call, everybody below Vance would just nod sagely and say "good job".

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                                    • sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyzS sixtyfootmalcolm@mastodon.xyz

                                      @cstross The death would occur shortly before the transition, wouldn't it? Does the ruling cover the vice-president prior? At what point in the bullet's journey would power transition occur? In this essay I will...

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                                      @sixtyfootmalcolm @cstross couldn't JD Vance just pardon himself though?

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                                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                        Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?

                                        (I know this is very silly and Won't Happen for several reasons, but is there a legal fig-leaf he could hide behind here?)

                                        wyatt_h_knott@vermont.masto.hostW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @cstross They'll get someone is the Secret Service to do it by claiming it's for the good of the nation, then burn the guy when he does it.

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                                        • angusm@mastodon.socialA angusm@mastodon.social

                                          @cstross As others have pointed out, killing the incumbent while VP would not be an ‘official act as president’, ergo immunity would not apply.

                                          Vance could bludgeon Trump unconscious, assume office based on Trump's incapacity, and THEN kill him, reducing his potential culpability to assault rather than murder.

                                          If the US were Nepal, it might be more clearcut. As the events of 1 June 2001 established, regicide is no barrier to assuming the kingship (although a self-administered 9mm bullet is).

                                          beelbeebub@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          Ah, but he could pardon himself for the murder of the previous president once he is president.

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