CIRCLE WITH A DOT

The musical endings to #wwdc are so cringe.

#WWDC keynote: 75 minutes of the same marketing dreams that we were sold years ago for AI and parental controls.I've never seen one so light on reality sadly.

@morrick "Apple Intelligence is there to help you, not to replace you" as they spend two hours showing how it replaces you

OK, this is actually really good now! Implement Accessibility-Agents and you'll be set! Of course, review and refine before you publish, but wow, this will be huge! #WWDC #WWDC26

Hat der gerade mit den Preisen seiner Kleidung geflext?#Apple #AppleEvent #WWDC #WWDC2026

It’s all completely private but won’t be available in the EU because of their privacy regulations.Said with a completely straight face.Incredible.#WWDC

Siri AI is super private and secure but in EU we're working to make it private and secure#wwdc

Remember an hour ago when they walked back some Liquid Glass issues and we were excited? Good times. #StopWithTheAIDemos #WWDC #WWDC26

I hope people are booing Image Playground the way Trump's going to get booed at the Knicks game #wwdc

Notice how everything, EVERYTHING is a mission to reduce, pulverise, annihilate friction.In this worldview, Apple is this close to tell us, “Just stop thinking, just touch here and there, and everything’s being done for you.”(Remember the fat, sedentary, spineless people in WALL·E.)#WWDC

Safari will now move your tabs into groups that hide the tabs, ensuring you'll never find those tabs again.#WWDC

@cyberseckyle Same.

Mail can't organize email. Safari is going to organize the entire web? #WWDC

Holy crap, Safari will monitor pages for you!#wwdc

This Siri demo is unsettling.These people think we’re all just a bunch of idiots who are completely dependent on technology for every little stupid thing.(This is projection. This is how big tech sees us).#WWDC

Oh, the new Siri voices are kinda nice. And we'll be able to control expressiveness so I can make it sound not boring.#wwdc #wwdc2026

Does Siri AI have a Cybersecurity mode? #WWDC #WWDC26

"Sorry Romain, but as a large language model, I can't replace the hole that your father left in your soul by never expressing his love for you" #wwdc

My question with all these advanced Siri AI queries is: which ones are local and which ones are remote and how’s the the token usage work with the online ones #wwdc26 #WWDC

@virtualbri I can count on zero fingers how many times I've needed AI to rewrite a "thanks for the birthday card" message to a sibling. It blows my mind that the offer is "it will do basic stuff that already requires minimal effort."