@james There's certain kinds of vassalage that are kinda okay. 1. The dog that makes you get your exercise 2. The cat that makes you vacuum more because the hairballs & dust bunnies under the sofa are gross3. The guinea pig that recognizes the plastic bag sounds of lettuce4. Roosters who ensure you don't miss that lovely sunrise6. The kittens & puppies that make a shitty day vanish behind you 7. The aquarium full of reptiles that remind you of how your former boss stared at people
