CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@snaptophobic Isn't that a life goal?

@RichBartlett Activism.

I have an appointment at 2pm.So naturally, I can't do anything else today until it's time to leave the house.Those are the rules...#adulting

My car's ignition has been getting worse over the past ten days or so; after work today I had to try five times to get it started. This evening I was able to book a morning appointment and schedule a pick-up for a rental car, so after this fiasco is behind me, I hope to be done "adulting" for awhile. #adulting

NFL Combine is like porno for mid-aged women. Surprised there isn't a section full of rabid women waving around dollar bills in the stands. My wife getting easily excited about college athletes flexing and running in short, tight spandex, leaving little to the imagination.Tight Ends and Full Backs and Wide Receivers... *sigh* A man like me just can't compete #nfl #football #combine #adulting #dadlife

Happy to report that I survived a morning attending a Pokemon card convention with my 8y/o kid.Waited in the freezing cold an hour early just to score some free Pokemon swag. Haggled with vendors for cards I knew nothing about. Took a bunch of selfies with life sized Pokemon and even scored some free energy drinks.My kid also had fun too I suppose 10/10 would recommend. Even if showering beforehand seemed optional ()#parenting #adulting #aging #pokemon