It's a miracle! My request was escalated to a human being with a brain at #WIRED (as I requested in my last email, though I didn't expect them to actually do it), and they opted to handle it as a privacy request and delete the account with the old address.I don't know if this is because that was the easiest solution after they'd forced me to create a separate account under the new email address, or whether they're legit incapable of changing the email address associated with an account.
