My new social network will feature rage verification

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@foone

I'm in. Are there filters, like "generic screaming", "baseball bat", "fire", etc.?

[sabrina@fedi01.unicornsparkle.club]

@foone Ensuring your retro tech has not become discolored is beige verification.

[november@chaosfem.tw]

@foone That sounds like @mindpersephone 's vibe

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@foone I only verify for cash compensation.

That's right, in this house we do wage verification.

[lucielazereyez@labyrinth.zone]

@foone Finally a service for me specifically.

[foone@digipres.club]

@gracie yeah but "sage" in the 2ch/4chan context is the japanese word 垂げ, meaning "down".
It's "sah-gay"

[foone@digipres.club]

@sabrina nice

[foone@digipres.club]

@LucieLazerEyez excellent name!

[zr40@m.zr40.nl]

@foone Mailing some stamps for postage verification

[yuki@xantronix.social]

@foone is submitting verification here technically Rage against the machine?

[enno@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@foone verify that you are a Street Fighter using Kage verification.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@xgranade@wandering.shop @foone@digipres.club ensuring that your virus eats the bacteria present in the dish, call that phage verification

[zachr@infosec.exchange]

@foone many buildings are protected by Schlage verification https://www.schlage.com/en/home/products/BE365CAMFFF.html (absolutely no idea if this is pronounced like age)

[lucielazereyez@labyrinth.zone]

@foone thankyou!