happy bench press a goose day!

[numodular@c.im]

@redsad Do you likewise, gander at a gaggle?..

[pinchy63@ottawa.place]

@redsad
Ok I need to hear more about this!

[beecycling@wandering.shop]

@redsad See, you can get fit without paying for expensive equipment or gym memberships.

Maybe the goose is his personal trainer.

[joroingo@mstdn.social]

@redsad "allegedly"

Funny how I can't read that word without thinking about Letterkenny and a certain alleged ostrich effing story

[ottaross@mastodon.social]

@redsad gotta be careful the goose juice doesn't let loose.

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@redsad
@VeroniqueB99 lolz!

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@wendinoakland @redsad

[margaretsefton@writing.exchange]

@redsad

[tjader@mastodonsweden.se]

@redsad Allegedly Simone Wilson uses ‘allegedly’ a lot..

[margaretsefton@writing.exchange]

@redsad This could have happened in a Florida park too.

[eljorgeabides@mastodon.world]

@redsad

Goose don't like anything

[fentiger@mastodon.social]

@redsad The goose has not responded to our requests for comment.

[boink@chaos.social]

@redsad Clearly fake. The common attack goose would’ve clearly shredded that guy.

[glutto@mastodon.social]

@redsad

Now, a Canada goose, those jerks would be benching you.

[charlesmagne1@mastodon.social]

@redsad

I bet he is kinky too…

[msbellows@c.im]

@charlesmagne1 @redsad Yeah, I can't see his hand so I suspect he's doing a Dirty Muppet.

[susibryant@mastodon.social]

@redsad If he allegedly bench pressed a goose for 10 minutes, why is there just a picture, and not a video? We need videos!

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@redsad
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