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Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

    Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

    welshtroll@gamepad.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
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    @cstross the adverts are even more deranged as the "fruit beast" is chasing children. Looks like it's made of insects to me.

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

      Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

      saucerlost@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @cstross

      Scary Veggies to Eat in the Dark

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

        Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

        netraven@hear-me.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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        netraven@hear-me.social
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        #24

        @cstross trippy

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

          Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

          eichi@mastodon.bierschutzpartei.deE This user is from outside of this forum
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          eichi@mastodon.bierschutzpartei.de
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          @cstross It's Pizza The Hutt's vegan cousin

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

            Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

            nini@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
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            @cstross vegetation golem demands you to eat of their flesh or they shall eat of yours.

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

              Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

              bit@ohai.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              #27

              @cstross I think the fruit-vegie creature is cute. The 'free fruit and veg for schools' ad though, I'm not so sure about. There are no fruit and vegs around, there are instead plushies, and those aren't free.

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                @JdeBP @cstross Looking at the pixels, I'd say it's about 6m tall (or 20 ft in D&D units). The UK not being part of the EU anymore, of course we can't be sure about the standard size and curvature of the banana parts…

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                  Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                  chu@climatejustice.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  chu@climatejustice.social
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                  #29

                  @cstross

                  If it's anything like how we do things in Canada, it was probably a good initiative that would look bad politically to kill so they paid an agency that is linked to the cattle industry or sugar industry to spearhead this campaign so they made this abomination to say they did a thing but gee, it just didn't work.

                  In Ontario, they made the heat pump rebate program so ungodly to access it's nearly impossible. You need to follow so many steps and pay $20k upfront for the pumps. I muttered under my breath that they probably paid off someone to make the program as shitty as possible. Then I found out it's literally administered through the natural gas distributor. Open corruption is what we've got here.

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                    Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                    jargoonco@mastodon.onlineJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @cstross I am so glad I am not the only one. I came around the corner at Tesco and felt like I walked into Oogie Boogie’s plant-based cousin. The size of it enhances the HORROR.

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                    • chu@climatejustice.socialC chu@climatejustice.social

                      @cstross

                      If it's anything like how we do things in Canada, it was probably a good initiative that would look bad politically to kill so they paid an agency that is linked to the cattle industry or sugar industry to spearhead this campaign so they made this abomination to say they did a thing but gee, it just didn't work.

                      In Ontario, they made the heat pump rebate program so ungodly to access it's nearly impossible. You need to follow so many steps and pay $20k upfront for the pumps. I muttered under my breath that they probably paid off someone to make the program as shitty as possible. Then I found out it's literally administered through the natural gas distributor. Open corruption is what we've got here.

                      cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @chu It's 100% a campaign by the largest supermarket chain in the UK, Tesco. Not government.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                        Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

                        seconduniverse@autistics.lifeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @cstross It looks like it could get elected President.

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                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                          Kill it with AGENT ORANGE!

                          Seriously, was the focus group microdosing or what when they came up with this abomination? It's like Swamp Thing has come ashore in Aisle Six!

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                          @cstross
                          I got jump scared by this opening the Tesco app to update my shopping list. Truly a terrifying visage.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            @chu It's 100% a campaign by the largest supermarket chain in the UK, Tesco. Not government.

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                            @cstross

                            That leaves even more questions.... Like, they thought this was a good idea?

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