If you are in line to scream into The Void or stare into The Abyss, please remain in line.

[djwfyi@vmst.io]

If you are in line to scream into The Void or stare into The Abyss, please remain in line. Your screams and stares are important to us and we will receive them as quickly as we can. There is an unprecedented demand for services today, but we will get to you.

[damonhd@mastodon.social]

@djwfyi ... While you are waiting we'd like to bring to your attention other ways of rending your soul, brought to you by some of the 4,583,120 trusted partners on those cookie notices ...

[oliof@social.treehouse.systems]

@djwfyi can I interest you in a VOID Pillow? Allows comfy screaming.

[danimrich@mastodon.social]

@djwfyi Also, please remember not to scream into the abyss. We're not insured for that.

[djwfyi@vmst.io]

Unfortunately, far too many screams were sent to The Abyss and stares sent to The Void. They are both currently down for deep cleaning and maintenance.

Cleanings are a multi day process. We hope to return to full service by midweek.

In the meantime, we offer you @scream and #cats as alternatives.

[scream@bots.robots.rodeo]

@djwfyi AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@djwfyi The irony is, that automated message IS the void. You should already be screaming.