i am announcing a third blockade on the strait

[zzt@mas.to]

@the_etrain @slop “heart!” by your powers combined, i am out of oil

[jwdt@mastodon.social]

@zzt @the_etrain @slop oh yeah? Well I'm boycotting it! Until the price comes down so I can afford the diesel for my car again.

[josh@hactivedirectory.com]

@the_etrain @slop Jinx double jinx triple jinks personal jinks 10!!

I now have quadruple dare closed the strait to infinity.

[drsaucy@sfba.social]

@slop I am announcing a blockade on all the straights.

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@slop duck season

[cowboywho@libranigans.com]

@slop ¿Are we de-fedirating the strait?

[soozcat@vmst.io]

@DrSaucy @slop As a straight, I for one welcome our new fully automated luxury gay space communist overlords

[soozcat@vmst.io]

@Theosoreass @slop

[rubyjones@wandering.shop]

@slop It is the Evergiven again?

[soozcat@vmst.io]

@slop So if Iran is charging ships to get through the strait, are they already calling it the Ayatoll or do I have to do everything myself around here

[nepenthes@cyberpunk.gay]

@slop@fuckaas.space

[pingyourowndevice@cyberplace.social]

@slop The fourth blockade will be of the Bosporus strait instead. You know, for hysterical reasons.

[eurospoofer@mastodon.social]

@slop this is what winning bigley looks like