The waning gibbous is objectively the best phase of the moon.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

The waning gibbous is objectively the best phase of the moon. I am a pacifist, but I will fight any man, woman, or child that tries to tell me otherwise. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Moon Phases Blanket. Please choose your words carefully.
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[wyatt_h_knott@vermont.masto.host]

@lowqualityfacts Imma wax dat ass you keep talkin shit bout my moon phase

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

If you have something negative to say about the waning gibbous then step into the octagon and say it to my face you cowards.

(Note: Please only take me up on this challenge if you are a small and preferably weak child.)

[technicaladept@techhub.social]

@lowqualityfacts although I am small and weak I 100% agree with you on waning gibbous. Doesn't it just fill your heart with joy.

[donutage@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts Full moon or GTFO! All other phases are trying yo hide something!

[sandbender@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts
Why doesn't this blanket include a waning gibbous?

[mweiss@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts It's waning moon, hallelujah it's waning moon...