“The bombing will continue until we achieve peace” is right up there with “we had to destroy the village in order to save it”.

[wall_e@ioc.exchange]

@mattblaze literally:"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

[newstik@social.heise.de]

@mattblaze Fugging for virginity.

[alexmdunne@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze

I'm no military scholar, so hoping someone here can tell me:

How many cruise missiles will it take to bury the #Epstein scandal in #Iran ?

[wildeyedboyfromfreecloud@masto.ai]

@mattblaze This is why Colin Powell went to the U.N. WMDs and uranium tubes. Oh, . Sorry, wrong self-made unnecessary disaster.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@mattblaze

"It's for your own good, baby." President of the American Fuckups, Donald Trump, to whatever is in front of him.

[mrcopilot@mstdn.social]

@mattblaze "The murders will continue until my poll numbers improve."

-DJT

[davidnielsen@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze “I can’t seem to lose weight, no matter how much diet food I eat.”

[victorgijsbers@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@mattblaze They make a desolation and call it peace. (As Tacitus said of the Romans.)

[nonlinear@mastodon.nz]

@mattblaze One minuscule step away from "The new United States deserves peace."

[wyatt_h_knott@vermont.masto.host]

@wall_e came here to make sure this was here

@mattblaze

[rvlara23@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze

Fucking for virginity!!!

[tessarakt@mastodon.social]

@jargoggles @mattblaze Has Iran already accepted ICC jurisdiction?

[bob_zim@infosec.exchange]

@wall_e @mattblaze This season of Peacemaker is a little too on the nose.