klitoris is also less likely to spy on you and steal your files to train their shity AI or stuff like that.

[mcv@friendica.opensocial.space]

@nixCraft

But can we talk briefly about Microsoft's completely nonsensical naming scheme lately? I recently discovered that their version of Remote Desktop (a clean and unambiguous name) on Mac OS is 'Windows App'. It's hard to imagine a more generic, meaningless name than that. But also, half their apps seem to be called 365 now. Some are just the names of their most popular systems mashed together. Something that might also be used by gamers, even if it's not directly gamer-related? Call it XBox. I have no idea what anything is anymore.

[kmwool@mstdn.social]

@nixCraft
Where is it? I can’t find it.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft *Internet Manager 6 Extreme 365

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@kami_kadse @oliverboehme @nixCraft would the gnome frontend be called glitoris

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@vriesk @eli_b_rarian @Takiro @nixCraft only as you've recently taken to calling it though. Otherwise it's GNU/clitoris

[stinerman@mastodon.social]

@oliverboehme @nixCraft I didn't realize you can fork the clitoris...repo.

[p3ter@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft Since you mention "sell everyone kids data" - this came out just last week:

"Hugh Grant, Jonathan Haidt and Sophie Winkleman discuss BigTech addicting our children to screens"

https://youtu.be/x_MATOD7Axs

I can confirm 100% of what they're saying, as us #FOSS people have seen that (and more) coming for 20+ years now.

It's time.

#CloseScreensOpenMinds #OpenSource #WakeUp

[elrohir@mastodon.gal]

@nixCraft ad-tech: but we can't place monetization next to that name

klitoris users: A Vote For Bart Is A Vote For Anarchy

[usuario@instancia.org]

@Takiro @nixCraft pyKlitoris

[qgustavor@urusai.social]

@nixCraft I suspect those are the same kind of people that created Advanced SubStation (ASS) subtitles.

[none@tkz.one]

I love how this implies that Klitoris is part of KDE apps

@nixCraft

[rey@toot.cat]

@oliverboehme @nixCraft I looked all over for it but damn if I couldn't find that repo

[arpie4math@mathstodon.xyz]

@KMWool @nixCraft I see what you did there.

[aptitude@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft Not to be politically correct, but shouldn't the "is" be 'US'?...

[astraluma@tacobelllabs.net]

@nixCraft brought to you by the creators of liboobs

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@renardboy @nixCraft Internet Manager 6 Extreme 365 Millenium

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@danhugo @nixCraft Documentation for "penis" comes up.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Arpie4Math @KMWool @nixCraft No, really. Bet you can't either.

I'm actually going to go out on a limb here and say there's no such thing as the Linux Klitoris.

Someone just wants people to fumble around in the dark and get embarrassed.

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@nixCraft

MacOS: Spends $1,000,000 on Naming Consultants, comes up with nonsense syllable

Windows: Spends $1,000,000,000 on Marketing Consultants, comes up with weird meaningless name

Linux OSS Dev: Spends $0 on consultants, asks husband for fun name.

[arpie4math@mathstodon.xyz]

@crazyeddie @KMWool @nixCraft It's not an open source project for city planning in Edinburgh?

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