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this seems to translate "we fucked it so hard with trying to vibe code a real thing, your job is to fix it and take all the blame"

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  • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

    this seems to translate "we fucked it so hard with trying to vibe code a real thing, your job is to fix it and take all the blame"

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    @davidgerard something tells me software engineering will remain alive and well 😀

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    • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

      this seems to translate "we fucked it so hard with trying to vibe code a real thing, your job is to fix it and take all the blame"

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      @davidgerard

      Much of the codebase has been generated by AI.
      [...]
      We need someone who can look at all of this and say: “this will break in production” — before it actually does.

      Not sure the "looking at it" step is even necessary, tbh.

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      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

        this seems to translate "we fucked it so hard with trying to vibe code a real thing, your job is to fix it and take all the blame"

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        @davidgerard Oh I can do that for free even:

        I can look at all of this and say: “this will break in production”

        GLWT

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        • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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          spotted by @froztbyte

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          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

            this seems to translate "we fucked it so hard with trying to vibe code a real thing, your job is to fix it and take all the blame"

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            @davidgerard the idea of “engineering reliability” as a coat of paint

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            • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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              @davidgerard Look, all the hard parts are already done: infrastructure, distributed systems, database design, encryption, financial flows, etc. Now we just need someone to bolt on safety and security after the fact. How hard can it be‽

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              • dysfun@social.treehouse.systemsD dysfun@social.treehouse.systems

                @ariadne @davidgerard oh wow, some of what they listed makes me think this is absolutely the job from hell.

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                @davidgerard @dysfun these are the types of jobs I used to take on 😂

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                • ariadne@social.treehouse.systemsA ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

                  @davidgerard @dysfun these are the types of jobs I used to take on 😂

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                  @ariadne @davidgerard i mean i did too, but usually not knowing how bad it would be.

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                  • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                    @davidgerard
                    They tried to vibe-code a PCI-DSS compliant payment processing system??? Lol. Lmao.

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                    • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                      @davidgerard This is satire, right? Right?!

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                      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                        @davidgerard Scapegoat wanted, must be willing to face all the consequences of our decision making and surrender a future career elsewhere because of the reputational harm when we throw you to the wolves.

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                        • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                          @davidgerard why they don't just ask claude to "not make any mistake!"

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                          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                            @davidgerard@circumstances.run While I wouldn't put it past an AI-pilled startup to try using AI to poorly "solve" a problem that was solved by the Mesopotamians, I wonder whether this is real. The user joined twitter this month, and has only the one post. It's so over the top absurd it's hard to believe a real human being would write it, let alone post it.

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                              @davidgerard i dont get it. Why can't they just ask claude to review the codebase and fix all the bugs?

                              I am told that ai always works, you just need to prompt harder.

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                              • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

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                                @davidgerard With that salary I could retire early. With that job description I will retire right into the grave.

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                                • spiqueras@fosstodon.orgS spiqueras@fosstodon.org

                                  @davidgerard "Senior" 💰 $30k–$40k/month lmao

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                                  @spiqueras @davidgerard This is way more money than I see most senior roles advertising in the US. They are often near 100-120k a year.

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