Overpass goose is the new bridge troll.

[ira@beige.party]

@handmade_ghost Flying trolls!

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@ira Yes!! A mythoevolutionary wonder!

[wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at]

@handmade_ghost I'll gladly pay, whatever they require from me 🥹

[wingedsnake@mastodon.berlin]

@handmade_ghost beautiful, ty

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@wurzelmann Yes! I will give them all my gold (which is all in the form of flowers--I believe with geese that still counts!).

[wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at]

@handmade_ghost sounds fair!

[akamran@indieweb.social]

@handmade_ghost @lemon that's a lot scarier than the original tbqh

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@akamran @lemon

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@handmade_ghost overpass goose is the new ceiling cat

[leguinian_utopia@union.place]

@handmade_ghost with matching colours!

[humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world]

@handmade_ghost Canada Goose Attack Squadron Eh

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@slothrop also accurate!

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@leguinian_utopia Yes! Gooseoflage!

[bitpickup@troet.cafe]

@handmade_ghost

learning question:

Was the ALTtext AI generated?

[cesium@cooltrans.men]

@handmade_ghost I misread "bridge toll" and imagined the goose asking for some form of payment OR ELSE

[raeyn@toot.cat]

@handmade_ghost I reckon goose will do a better and scarier job of it.

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@bitpickup no

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@cesium Probably still accurate lol

[handmade_ghost@sunny.garden]

@Raeyn

[famousringo@mstdn.ca]

@handmade_ghost “Those who wish to pass, must answer me these questions HONK!”