"AI is here to stay" no that's your dad's erection whenever I'm with him

[nightjar@twoot.site]

"whether you like it or not, AI is the new reality" no sweetheart. Your dad and I are moving in together. That's the new reality

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@nightjar "you know that band 'gay dad'? well i'd get to know their music"

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@nightjar like it or not, nightjar is here to stay. embrace it or get shagged from behind

[nightjar@twoot.site]

@Stoori

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@nightjar AI¹ is the new reality

1. Alfred (ur dad) and I

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@owl @nightjar Alfons Åberg och hans pappa?

[nightjar@twoot.site]

"AI is coming for your job" no. Your dad is coming for me

[horsedreamer@thicc.horse]

@nightjar on command

[nightjar@twoot.site]

@horsedreamer obviously

[nightjar@twoot.site]

"AI is revolutionizing the way we work" no. The new office your dad and I are gonna have at our new place is gonna do that