The part of me that used to work for a survey research nonprofit is screaming into a pillow

[zoiundeinhorn@ohai.social]

@hannah hello? I’d like to return my psychology degree for a full refund. I guess I don’t need all that statistics and test theory and construction any more. I was fun while it lasted though. (It wasn’t.) /s

[andygates@mastodon.social]

@foobarsoft @hannah I bet they are hip deep in "digital twin" kool-aid.

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@hannah

"we don't need to get actual data to get an accurate average. we'll just average up all the already averaged data. it will be just as good."

narrator: "someone flunked their stats 101 course..."

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@andygates @foobarsoft bingo, those are mentioned later in the article

[earthshine@masto.hackers.town]

@hannah this truly is the death of all information integrity everywhere.

[klara@wandering.shop]

@hannah Aaaaaaah.

[wellsitegeo@masto.ai]

@hannah Feeding the dog it's own vomit. Force-feeding.

[auzdavenice@mastodon.social]

@hannah qualtrics floated this (and maybe went through with it idk) right after chatgpt first went live

What hilarious is that this agentic things is plausibly *worse* since you're having simulations fill out the survey instead instead of using an llm to generate a bazillion responses. The responses will still be just as bad, but at a huge markup of energy costs

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@hannah

nothing is real

[baltakatei@twit.social]

@hannah Wow, sock-puppeting at scale.

[alberto@fractalego.social]

@hannah

[wakame@tech.lgbt]

@ShadowJonathan @hannah

I have a hard time getting over this.

I tried irony. Sarcasm. I duckduckgoed the word.

Maybe the article misunderstood something? No, doesn't look that way.

Sure, there is bias in any sort of polling or study. The way you phrase things can influence how they are answered.

But this is just a dice roll with more words.

No wait, dice rolls can't be manipulated that easily to skew opinion.

[hannah@posts.rat.pictures]

@cinebox marc andreesen just venmoed you $50m

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

@hannah "silicon sampling" inventing fancy new words for synthetic data

[intaglio_dragon@furry.engineer]

@hannah Perhaps I'm just missing something obvious here, but...isn't the whole point of conducting surveys to gather data from people? If the only entities being surveyed are A.I. agents that mimic human speech and which could be programmed to say anything, how is it meaningful?

It seems as meaningful to me as "Our survey data says 95% of people approve our product. We surveyed 1000 people whom we paid $100 each to say positive things about us."

[ingalovinde@embracing.space]

@hannah next up: instead of spending budget money on organizing elections, we'll just run 400 millions of AI agents, give them personas representing the US demographic, and ask them who would they vote for.

[going_to_maine@mastodon.social]

@hannah "tantalizing" ain't the word.

[wollman@mastodon.social]

@hannah Sounds like someone read about the bootstrap without actually understanding why it works.

[kittenflare@transfem.social]

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures what the actual fucking fuck? So you "simulate" a poll and it generates whatever bullshit outcome you ask for

[lfzz@mastodon.social]

@hannah That's a lot of words ot say: we gonna make shit up