pls pick what i should do next!!

[nest@infosec.exchange]

@netkitty

[nomarie@glammr.us]

@netkitty combine options. Cause mischief by sitting in an inconvenient place and mew adorably so nobody can be mad.

[praetor@mstdn.social]

@netkitty If you can be anything my beloved kitteh...be chaotic good :3

[mhera@yiff.life]

@netkitty 4/5s of these answers are 'mischief', kitn

[nautilee@dragon.style]

@netkitty receive pets while causing mischief, imho.

*offers said pets*

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@netkitty

go write #alttext for all the lazy posters out there.

[m1rk0@social.defcon42.net]

@netkitty I misread the last one as "shit in an inconvenient place". Still fitting.

[claireh@blahaj.zone]

@netkitty@meow.social have you considered sleeping in an inconvenient place?

Laptop keyboards are nice and warm...

[netkitty@meow.social]

mischief has narrowly won :3

to honor all of your wishes, i’ve unplugged some things. i don’t know what they are. that’s for you to find out

[gaireg@troet.cafe]

@netkitty Oh No, my mobile provider is offline

Well done *mew*

[madjo@mstdn.social]

@netkitty My boiler! No! Now I can't take a shower

[Guest]

@netkitty *CheckMK is now screaming*

I mean, I did blow up my DNS setup and made it better yesterday and today

[ayla@mastodon.ounce.zone]

@netkitty hm, the automated cat food dispenser doesn't seem to be working