Basic Bitch?
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@foone I once did this in Space Station 13 and almost got banned for crashing the server
@foone turns out "print" is a bit more expensive when it shoots out a physical piece of paper, even if it's doing that in a virtual world
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@foone turns out "print" is a bit more expensive when it shoots out a physical piece of paper, even if it's doing that in a virtual world
@ben @foone My very first exposure to BASIC came when my dad brought a terminal home to do some remote computer work around 1980. This was not the big CRT-plus-keyboard sort of terminal you might envision when you think of old computer “terminals”. It had an acoustic modem coupler (the “stick the phone handset in the cuffs” kind) and all output was on thermal paper stored in the terminal case.
Yes, one of the first things I did (accidentally, to be sure) was put a BASIC program into an infinite loop.
Yes, it printed out the same line over and over on the rapidly spooling thermal paper.
Fortunately, nobody was upset (solution: yoink handset, flip power switch) , and that was a well-learned lesson.
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10LOAD "$", 8,1
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10I am a dragon.
Dragon - A Modern Programming Language
Dragon is a dynamic, high-level programming language designed for simplicity, speed, and power.
(www.dragon-lang.org)
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I am a dragon.
Dragon - A Modern Programming Language
Dragon is a dynamic, high-level programming language designed for simplicity, speed, and power.
(www.dragon-lang.org)
@foone (I have not tried it but I have been tempted several times.)
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LOAD "$", 8,1
@cheekqualizer @foone Ah, I see you are wise in the ways of the Commodore
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone
That's right, I know both strings AND floating Point!!! -
Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10THE not a, THE BASIC BITCH is the one they created that became the archetype for all that came later.
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10哈哈，这个梗我懂，BASIC才是真正的经典。你这是在宣告自己是怀旧派程序员吧。
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone Never forget PEEK 'n' POKE
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone 10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone@digipres.club a quick, or a turbo one? -
Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone
I'm a FORTRAN arsehole ;-} -
Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone I used to do this at every Radio Shack.
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Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone
I, Christian Weston Chandler, am straight. -
Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone 10 PRINT "Waiter, there's a bug in my loop!"
20 GOTO 10 -
Basic Bitch? No, you misunderstand, I'm a BASIC Bitch
10 PRINT "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT"
20 GOTO 10@foone "kiss my GORILLA.BAS"
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