keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”

[karalg84@dragonscave.space]

@jepyang They're little creatures that resemble tacos and you have to catch them all using pokébowls.

[karalg84@dragonscave.space]

@jepyang Pokétac, got to catch them all.

[theynege@beige.party]

@jepyang like a coin purse but for seasoned ground beef

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@jiub @jepyang
You beat me to it.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang it's legitimately just a taco bell supreme taco in a vinyl pouch that you can keep in your pocket for later. Like an old pocket protector, but instead of being for pens, it holds one taco. The vinyl catches the grease, but one of the problems is that the taco sauce breaks down the part where the seal is, so I haven't been able to make mine last very long. I just get slick, greasy thighs after a while.

Oh, and then I also forgot to check my pockets once and washed the taco in the laundry and it didn't turn out well. That grease stains and there were bits of lettuce and meat and a weird fibrous material all over my clothes, but especially my pocket.

It's nice, though, to just have a taco in your pocket for whenever you feel like you want some taco.

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@theynege @jepyang
Spotted:

[purplestephyr@thetransagenda.gay]

@jepyang@wandering.shop it's a time machine that transports you to the nearest Tuesday

[theynege@beige.party]

@silvermoon82 @jepyang hopefully waterproofed so the taco juice doesn't seep into the fabric

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@theynege @jepyang
That's for convenience, so you can squeeze out a quick refreshing sip of taco juice without taking the taco out.

[thatonepersonwithaface@todon.eu]

@jepyang

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@silvermoon82@wandering.shop @jepyang@wandering.shop i knew i wouldn't be the only one to think that lol

[everbeyondreach@kind.social]

@jepyang self heating taco powered by completing your daily steps

[moss@beige.party]

@jepyang it’s a taco that is typically not made for women

[theynege@beige.party]

@silvermoon82 @jepyang oh hey good point

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@jiub @jepyang
There's a terrible Photoshop I want to do, but I also want you to stay my friends so maybe I can't.

[reese@mspsocial.net]

@jiub @jepyang just like pocket pool

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang I'll be honest. These days I just use a regular ziplock bag when I want to carry a taco in my pocket, which is most days (maybe that's the problem, I'm a power user). It's not as fancy as the official Pocket Taco, but like, it works and ironically I generally have less mess.

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@jiub @jepyang
Some days, the voices win.

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@silvermoon82@wandering.shop @jepyang@wandering.shop lmao i love it

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang omg, it just occurred to me. ‍️ I could be carrying this in my purse instead of my pocket.

If I did that, I would have more room for a hot dog in my pocket, which is always a struggle with the taco in the same bag. I can't keep the hot dog from trying to push into the taco. There's just nowhere else for it to go when it's in that confined space.