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  3. If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side

If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side

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  • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

    If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
    This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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    Or they rendezvous with a vulcan ship, then beam aboard saying get us out of here!

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    • branwen74@mstdn.socialB branwen74@mstdn.social

      @davidbcohen Ask Floyd or Pink about this. They might know more. @_thegeoff

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      @Branwen74 @davidbcohen @_thegeoff Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?

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      • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

        If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
        This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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        @_thegeoff if it was me I would black out all comms for 23 extra minutes after contact should be restored. The first message would be "kick out the jamms motherfuckers".

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          @nowster @_thegeoff bravo!

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          • E eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo

            @_thegeoff I would also be delighted if 3 of those onboard started behaving as though the fourth were not, and never had been 😁

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            @eigen Or play the alternate reality card, ask to speak to President Harris to congratulate her on inspiring "this joint NASA/ESA/CSA/Roscosmos/CNSA project and the world peace it celebrates".

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            • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

              @sjcooke66 @_thegeoff @Quantensalat
              Donnie Murdo for Dangermouse in Gàidhlig; Donnie Munro was the singer for Runrig.

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              @HighlandLawyer @_thegeoff @Quantensalat Also a fan, FYI, until DM left...😱

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              • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
                This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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                @_thegeoff Return on the video link with those blacked out contact lenses like something out of Event Horizon.

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                • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                  If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
                  This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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                  @_thegeoff whereas in reality they're rigging them to show that six hours *hadn't* passed

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                  • shaungriffith@mastodon.socialS shaungriffith@mastodon.social

                    @_thegeoff Wasn't it 18 hours in Contact? Surely some ridiculously longer time would be better? But some of the onboard electronics will be tamper proof, and if nothing else, when they return, it will get sorted out.

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                    @shaungriffith @_thegeoff And navigation would be mightily confused (you'd either need to fake weird maneuvers, change the time in the last state vector update accordingly, or end up with navigation that claims a totally different position).
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                    • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                      If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
                      This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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                      @_thegeoff
                      I keep hearing reporters say that "no human eye has seen the far side before."

                      Umm, wait a minute there.

                      The Apollo program featured TEN (correction: NINE) missions that orbited the Moon. Do these folks seriously mean to say that in all of those lunar missions, the crewmember left in Moon orbit during the mission NEVER ONCE LOOKED OUT THE CSM WINDOW while passing over the far side?

                      That seems rather unlikely...

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                      • n1xnx@tilde.zoneN n1xnx@tilde.zone

                        @_thegeoff
                        I keep hearing reporters say that "no human eye has seen the far side before."

                        Umm, wait a minute there.

                        The Apollo program featured TEN (correction: NINE) missions that orbited the Moon. Do these folks seriously mean to say that in all of those lunar missions, the crewmember left in Moon orbit during the mission NEVER ONCE LOOKED OUT THE CSM WINDOW while passing over the far side?

                        That seems rather unlikely...

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                        @n1xnx *facepalm*
                        The thing that annoys me the most about this kind of reporting is it shows zero respect for the achievements of the Apollo era.

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                          @HighlandLawyer @_thegeoff @Quantensalat Also a fan, FYI, until DM left...😱

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                          @sjcooke66 @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat Yeah, Penfold's solo stuff was just too self indulgent.

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                          • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                            @sjcooke66 @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat Yeah, Penfold's solo stuff was just too self indulgent.

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                            @_thegeoff @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat There was solo stuff? I mean, great sidekick but... what?😱

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                            • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                              @sjcooke66 @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat Yeah, Penfold's solo stuff was just too self indulgent.

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                              @_thegeoff @sjcooke66 @Quantensalat
                              Yes, especially when he appointed himself Crumbs Chief.

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                              • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

                                @_thegeoff @sjcooke66 @Quantensalat
                                Yes, especially when he appointed himself Crumbs Chief.

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                                @HighlandLawyer @_thegeoff @Quantensalat 🤣 🤣 🤣 Was there some episode set in a bakery that I missed?

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                                • S sjcooke66@mastodon.social

                                  @_thegeoff @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat There was solo stuff? I mean, great sidekick but... what?😱

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                                  @sjcooke66 @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat Just kidding on a "DM" misunderstanding 😉

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                                  • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                                    @sjcooke66 @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat Just kidding on a "DM" misunderstanding 😉

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                                    @_thegeoff @HighlandLawyer @Quantensalat i half got it...Carrots!!!

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                                    • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                                      If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
                                      This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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                                      @_thegeoff @claudius So, basically Star Trek TNG - Conundrum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conundrum_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)

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                                      • _thegeoff@mastodon.social_ _thegeoff@mastodon.social

                                        If I was on Artemis I'd spend the 40 minute radio blackout rigging all the clocks, logs, instrumentts etc to show that 6 hours had passed, then refuse to comment on what I'd seen on the far side.
                                        This is probably why I'm not allowed on the Artemis.

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                                        How do you know that you were not allowed on the Artemis?

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                                        • kasperd@westergaard.socialK kasperd@westergaard.social

                                          How do you know that you were not allowed on the Artemis?

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                                          @kasperd Started trying to be an astronaut at 15. Applied for an RAF scholarship (got it), then studied astrophysics at uni. Learned to fly. Applied for a few other things, including RAF pilot, didn't get them. Can't say I didn't try, but no, not "Right Stuff". And, to be honest, I've become increasingly whimsical since, which is generally considered a bad look these days 😉

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