I haven't really been following what's going on with Palantir, but I'm just gonna go ahead and reiterate my rule "never trust a white man with a manifesto".

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@jawnsy @dan

I think that's called X (formerly Twitter). Or Fox News.

[kaoudis@infosec.exchange]

@dan maybe even just “if they have a manifesto, don’t trust the person” ?

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@Perrin42 @dan Well, I want the content to be good and useful. Just with added RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED WORDS and stuff

[dan@discuss.systems]

@jawnsy @Perrin42 I did think about rewriting a bunch of my papers into clickbait format but never really got around to it

These SIX THINGS Could Be Increasing YOUR TAIL LATENCY, You'll Never Guess #5!

Network Admins Hate This ONE WEIRD TRICK to Improve Your PAXOS PERFORMANCE

RDMA Keeps Showing Up to Fix Problems Everyone Else Pretended Were Fine, EXPERTS ARE FURIOUS

[scremlin@pizza.enby.city]

@dan @jawnsy @Perrin42 I've been making all my meetings have click bait titles like this in outlook in hopes it drives up attendance. It hasn't worked but I certainly have had fun doing it.

[dexiheart@laserdisc.party]

@dan palantir ceo wins worst biracial man consistently

[okennedy@discuss.systems]

@dan A company named after a magical scrying orb, corrupted by the dark lord to muck with the mental state of anyone who uses it...

...put out a manifesto? Yeah that tracks.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@jawnsy @Perrin42 @dan

This is great. Let me know when it's ready and I'll send you my master's thesis AND my dissertation.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@dan Rule remains undefeated

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@dan What about Luther?